QOTD: "Miles per gallon are no problem if you occasionally forget to record a fill-up." - G.V. Kibblewhite

QOTD: "Over and under, around and around, the King and Queen of the May be found." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "...deep down, there is another truth: you are not alone." - Wayne Arnason

QOTD: "Believe it or not, cash seems to motivate some employees."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "How accurate is any history book in any country?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "How accurate is any history book in any country?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "My life is a continual effort to achieve perfection of doubt." - Jack Kerouac

QOTD:"Changeable Fortuna wanders abroad with aimless steps,abiding firm in no place;...she beams with joy;...she puts on a harsh mien."-Ovid

QOTD: "'Official' and 'Genuine' never are." - Ed Hammer

QOTD: "What is the vision I walk in this life? Strength and beauty and love." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "What is the vision I walk in this life? Strength and beauty and love." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "If you have dreamed dreams, help one another, that they may come true!"-Lauralyn Bellamy

QOTD: "If you press any key your computer will lock up.If you call our tech support we'll blame 'Microsoft'."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "We can't all be pharaohs. Someone has to answer the door." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "When one did go beyond fate, one could expect a Nemesis to arise and restore the balance." - David and Sharon Hoffman

QOTD: "Happiness is the most underrated duty." - Robert Louis Stevenson

QOTD: "Always be suspicious of a politician who says something can never happen." - Dr. M. Davis

QOTD: "Always be suspicious of a politician who says something can never happen." - Dr. M. Davis

QOTD: "Over and under, around and around, weaving a web of desire..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "In beauty, it is begun. In beauty, it is ended." - Navajo Trad.

QOTD: "Ethernet will not make you lose conciousness, even if you sniff a broken cable." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "If you're happy and you know it... share your meds!" - Anon.

QOTD:"if there were...a videotape of Obama's live birth at the feet of the Statue of Liberty, some folk would still not believe."-T. Smiley

QOTD: "Let's see. Which insurance companies want to ensure sick,elderly people? That's why Medicare was invented."-Jonathan Alter

QOTD: "I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop." - Robert A. Heinlein

QOTD: "You can learn from the Pope's example. Wear impressive clothes." - Scott Adams

QOTD:"How many more gay people does God have to create before we ask ourselves whether or not God actually wants them around?"-S.Simon

QOTD: "A name is sacred and must be treated as such." - Sobomfu Som?

QOTD: "Tin soldiers and Nixon coming, / We're finally on our own. / This summer I hear the drumming, / Four dead in Ohio." - Neil Young

QOTD: "Potholes know no party." - Sen. Robert Byrd

QOTD: "The jewel of selfhood blazes in my crowned and conquering heart." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Throughout faerie's wide dominion, hear the trumpets swoop and soar: Avalon is rising to fall no more!" - Isaac Bonewits