QOTD: "Nothing is more effective for deflecting work than sheer incompetence." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Put your good where it can do the most." - Ken Kesey

QOTD: "The sand only goes through the hourglass one grain at a time." - Hindu trad.

QOTD: "Mindfulness promotes the growth of integrative fibers in the brain." - Dr. Daniel Siegel

QOTD: "No job is done until you bleed on it." - Suzie Radus

QOTD: "To be snarky, you have to learn to be sarcastic with a hint of condescension in every word." - Lawrence Dorfman

QOTD: "When the rain of compassion falls, even a desert becomes an immense, green ocean." - Thich Nhat Hanh

QOTD:"As I watch our system of government in the US circle the drain...I wonder what will replace our failed republic." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Even if you know the world will end tomorrow, plant a tree." - Mohammed

QOTD: "Yet I know also that nothing here is safe. Once more I am naked at the foot of the path up the holy mountain." - Roy Ashwell

QOTD: "Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress. But I repeat myself." - Mark Twain

QOTD: "neighbor, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows how to make us disobedient." - Ambrose Bierce

QOTD: "A people who mean to be their own Governors, must arm themselves with the power that knowledge gives." - James Madison

QOTD: "Love, like a carefully loaded ship, crosses the gulf between the generations." - Antoine de Saint-Exupéry

QOTD: "Thesis: A whole pig. / Antithesis: Butcher shop. / Synthesis: Schnitzel." - David M. Bader / Georg Wilhelm Friedrich Hegel

QOTD:"One feels 'the dearth of human words, the roughness of mortal speech' in trying to describe things intangible."-Sir Ernest Shackleton

QOTD: "When you walk into a rainforest you are overwhelmed by the palpable sensation of all-encompassing vitality." - Jerry Toth

QOTD: "Suffering has no power, no value of its own." - Thomas Merton

QOTD: "There are only 2 laws: 1) Someday you will die. 2) If you are reading this you are not dead yet." - Yvonne G. T. DeVault

QOTD: "I want to reach your mind - where is it currently located?" - Ashleigh Brilliant

QOTD: "Cherish your doubts, for doubt is the attendant of truth." - Robert T. Weston

QOTD: "I think you'll agree that this would be a good time for a messiah." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "To be holy is to be in touch with the other world, in a naïve trusting way?" - Jack Kerouac

QOTD: "In the old days, no one ever stole. Those who were well off always shared what they had." - Cheyenne Trad.

QOTD:"We must approach mystery with respect,wait patiently for its gift,and accept with gratitude that which has been given."-Jane Mickelson

QOTD: "The problem with some people is that when they're not drunk, they're sober." - William Butler Yeats

QOTD: "A politician will always be there when he needs you." - Richard Smolik

QOTD: "The sky and the strong wind have moved the spirit inside me till I am carried away trembling with joy." - Inuit Shaman Uvavnuk

QOTD: "Unhappy poor people could vote to tax the living piss out of the super rich. Why don't they do it?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Have you ever seen an animal weep? When I touch her she looks at me with that lost world in her eyes..."-Mary Oliver

QOTD: "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." - W. C. Fields

QOTD: "A person becomes a person through other people." - African trad.

QOTD: "National security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Hagbard Celine

MOTD: My grandfather,Lithuanian emigrant Andrew A. Deltuvia, Sr.(1898-1983) singing God Bless America, December, 1972: http://bit.ly/iXSdpK

QOTD: "I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers..." - William Ellery Channing

QOTD: "I spend way too much time thinking of excellent crimes I could commit if I were a crime-committing sort of person." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone

QOTD: "...the oracle of sieve and shears probably evolved into the practice of turning a key in a Bible..." - Jan Darby

QOTD: "...the truth is not what people want to hear. It is a bad thing, and it troubles people..." - Neil Gaiman

QOTD: "Optimist: A man treed by a lion who enjoys the view." - Rev. George Higgins

QOTD: "Matter can be neither created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost." - E. Ray McAfee

QOTD: "It behooves us to be careful what we worship, for what we are worshipping we are becoming." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

QOTD: "He has a Teflon brain... nothing sticks." - Lily Tomlin

QOTD: "I am interlocked with other human beings in the consequences of our actions, thoughts, and feelings." - Norman Cousins

QOTD: "The problem with the Middle East is insufficient air conditioning." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Without cares or worries / I live each day until my last." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "All is from Allah... and a little from Abdullah." - Bedouin trad.

QOTD: "Fate is this particular life. Destiny is a series of lives in which you perform your function." - Z'ev ben Shimon Halevi

QOTD: "All men/women have ten faults. Pick ten faults you can live with." - Jon Williams

QOTD: "We stand at the edge of summer." - Helen Cohen

QOTD: "I don't use drugs - my dreams are frightening enough." - M. C. Escher

QOTD: "In this world of change, even fate may bend to the will of a woman." - Hindu trad.

QOTD: "If you worry about missing the boat - remember the Titanic." - John Kessel

QOTD: "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won"t cure." - Jack E. Leonard

QOTD: "Perhaps we should sit in the dark. In the dark we could utter our feelings." - Marge Piercy

QOTD: "If your dog's pupils don't widen when he looks at you, he's planning to kill you in your sleep." - Scott Adams

QOTD:"All games should have a Cat setting,where you are allowed to go back to where you were before the cat got in the way."-Phaedra Bonewits

QOTD: "Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience?"-Arundhati Roy

QOTD: "Some shadows are so long, they arrive before the light." - Terry Pratchett

QOTD: "The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

QOTD: "I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde

QOTD: "The young dead soldiers do not speak." - Archibald MacLeish

QOTD: "Why do female real estate agents have bizarre hairstyles?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "The soul of nobler nature holds good against its surroundings; it is more apt to change them than to be changed..." - Plotinus

QOTD: "The soul of nobler nature holds good against its surroundings; it is more apt to change them than to be changed..." - Plotinus

QOTD: "The main trouble with self-evident truths is that they aren't self-evident." - Leon Louw

QOTD: "I live alone-songbirds for music, / white clouds for friends." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "I live alone-songbirds for music, / white clouds for friends." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "Miles per gallon are no problem if you occasionally forget to record a fill-up." - G.V. Kibblewhite

QOTD: "Over and under, around and around, the King and Queen of the May be found." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "...deep down, there is another truth: you are not alone." - Wayne Arnason

QOTD: "Believe it or not, cash seems to motivate some employees."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "How accurate is any history book in any country?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "How accurate is any history book in any country?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "My life is a continual effort to achieve perfection of doubt." - Jack Kerouac

QOTD:"Changeable Fortuna wanders abroad with aimless steps,abiding firm in no place;...she beams with joy;...she puts on a harsh mien."-Ovid

QOTD: "'Official' and 'Genuine' never are." - Ed Hammer

QOTD: "What is the vision I walk in this life? Strength and beauty and love." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "What is the vision I walk in this life? Strength and beauty and love." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "If you have dreamed dreams, help one another, that they may come true!"-Lauralyn Bellamy

QOTD: "If you press any key your computer will lock up.If you call our tech support we'll blame 'Microsoft'."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "We can't all be pharaohs. Someone has to answer the door." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "When one did go beyond fate, one could expect a Nemesis to arise and restore the balance." - David and Sharon Hoffman

QOTD: "Happiness is the most underrated duty." - Robert Louis Stevenson

QOTD: "Always be suspicious of a politician who says something can never happen." - Dr. M. Davis

QOTD: "Always be suspicious of a politician who says something can never happen." - Dr. M. Davis

QOTD: "Over and under, around and around, weaving a web of desire..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "In beauty, it is begun. In beauty, it is ended." - Navajo Trad.

QOTD: "Ethernet will not make you lose conciousness, even if you sniff a broken cable." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "If you're happy and you know it... share your meds!" - Anon.

QOTD:"if there were...a videotape of Obama's live birth at the feet of the Statue of Liberty, some folk would still not believe."-T. Smiley

QOTD: "Let's see. Which insurance companies want to ensure sick,elderly people? That's why Medicare was invented."-Jonathan Alter

QOTD: "I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop." - Robert A. Heinlein

QOTD: "You can learn from the Pope's example. Wear impressive clothes." - Scott Adams

QOTD:"How many more gay people does God have to create before we ask ourselves whether or not God actually wants them around?"-S.Simon

QOTD: "A name is sacred and must be treated as such." - Sobomfu Som?

QOTD: "Tin soldiers and Nixon coming, / We're finally on our own. / This summer I hear the drumming, / Four dead in Ohio." - Neil Young

QOTD: "Potholes know no party." - Sen. Robert Byrd

QOTD: "The jewel of selfhood blazes in my crowned and conquering heart." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Throughout faerie's wide dominion, hear the trumpets swoop and soar: Avalon is rising to fall no more!" - Isaac Bonewits