QOTD: "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." - W. C. Fields

QOTD: "A person becomes a person through other people." - African trad.

QOTD: "National security is the chief cause of national insecurity." - Hagbard Celine

MOTD: My grandfather,Lithuanian emigrant Andrew A. Deltuvia, Sr.(1898-1983) singing God Bless America, December, 1972: http://bit.ly/iXSdpK

QOTD: "I call that mind free which jealously guards its intellectual rights and powers..." - William Ellery Channing

QOTD: "I spend way too much time thinking of excellent crimes I could commit if I were a crime-committing sort of person." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "I don't even know what street Canada is on." - Al Capone

QOTD: "...the oracle of sieve and shears probably evolved into the practice of turning a key in a Bible..." - Jan Darby

QOTD: "...the truth is not what people want to hear. It is a bad thing, and it troubles people..." - Neil Gaiman

QOTD: "Optimist: A man treed by a lion who enjoys the view." - Rev. George Higgins

QOTD: "Matter can be neither created nor destroyed. However, it can be lost." - E. Ray McAfee

QOTD: "It behooves us to be careful what we worship, for what we are worshipping we are becoming." - Ralph Waldo Emerson

QOTD: "He has a Teflon brain... nothing sticks." - Lily Tomlin

QOTD: "I am interlocked with other human beings in the consequences of our actions, thoughts, and feelings." - Norman Cousins

QOTD: "The problem with the Middle East is insufficient air conditioning." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Without cares or worries / I live each day until my last." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "All is from Allah... and a little from Abdullah." - Bedouin trad.

QOTD: "Fate is this particular life. Destiny is a series of lives in which you perform your function." - Z'ev ben Shimon Halevi

QOTD: "All men/women have ten faults. Pick ten faults you can live with." - Jon Williams

QOTD: "We stand at the edge of summer." - Helen Cohen

QOTD: "I don't use drugs - my dreams are frightening enough." - M. C. Escher

QOTD: "In this world of change, even fate may bend to the will of a woman." - Hindu trad.

QOTD: "If you worry about missing the boat - remember the Titanic." - John Kessel

QOTD: "There's nothing wrong with you that reincarnation won"t cure." - Jack E. Leonard

QOTD: "Perhaps we should sit in the dark. In the dark we could utter our feelings." - Marge Piercy

QOTD: "If your dog's pupils don't widen when he looks at you, he's planning to kill you in your sleep." - Scott Adams

QOTD:"All games should have a Cat setting,where you are allowed to go back to where you were before the cat got in the way."-Phaedra Bonewits

QOTD: "Non-violence is a piece of theatre. You need an audience. What can you do when you have no audience?"-Arundhati Roy

QOTD: "Some shadows are so long, they arrive before the light." - Terry Pratchett

QOTD: "The two most common things in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity." - Harlan Ellison

QOTD: "I sometimes think that God, in creating man, somewhat overestimated his ability." - Oscar Wilde

QOTD: "The young dead soldiers do not speak." - Archibald MacLeish

QOTD: "Why do female real estate agents have bizarre hairstyles?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "The soul of nobler nature holds good against its surroundings; it is more apt to change them than to be changed..." - Plotinus

QOTD: "The soul of nobler nature holds good against its surroundings; it is more apt to change them than to be changed..." - Plotinus

QOTD: "The main trouble with self-evident truths is that they aren't self-evident." - Leon Louw

QOTD: "I live alone-songbirds for music, / white clouds for friends." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "I live alone-songbirds for music, / white clouds for friends." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "Miles per gallon are no problem if you occasionally forget to record a fill-up." - G.V. Kibblewhite

QOTD: "Over and under, around and around, the King and Queen of the May be found." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "...deep down, there is another truth: you are not alone." - Wayne Arnason

QOTD: "Believe it or not, cash seems to motivate some employees."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "How accurate is any history book in any country?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "How accurate is any history book in any country?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "My life is a continual effort to achieve perfection of doubt." - Jack Kerouac

QOTD:"Changeable Fortuna wanders abroad with aimless steps,abiding firm in no place;...she beams with joy;...she puts on a harsh mien."-Ovid

QOTD: "'Official' and 'Genuine' never are." - Ed Hammer

QOTD: "What is the vision I walk in this life? Strength and beauty and love." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "What is the vision I walk in this life? Strength and beauty and love." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "If you have dreamed dreams, help one another, that they may come true!"-Lauralyn Bellamy

QOTD: "If you press any key your computer will lock up.If you call our tech support we'll blame 'Microsoft'."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "We can't all be pharaohs. Someone has to answer the door." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "When one did go beyond fate, one could expect a Nemesis to arise and restore the balance." - David and Sharon Hoffman

QOTD: "Happiness is the most underrated duty." - Robert Louis Stevenson

QOTD: "Always be suspicious of a politician who says something can never happen." - Dr. M. Davis

QOTD: "Always be suspicious of a politician who says something can never happen." - Dr. M. Davis

QOTD: "Over and under, around and around, weaving a web of desire..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "In beauty, it is begun. In beauty, it is ended." - Navajo Trad.

QOTD: "Ethernet will not make you lose conciousness, even if you sniff a broken cable." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "If you're happy and you know it... share your meds!" - Anon.

QOTD:"if there were...a videotape of Obama's live birth at the feet of the Statue of Liberty, some folk would still not believe."-T. Smiley

QOTD: "Let's see. Which insurance companies want to ensure sick,elderly people? That's why Medicare was invented."-Jonathan Alter

QOTD: "I don't know Who is cranking; I'm pleased He doesn't stop." - Robert A. Heinlein

QOTD: "You can learn from the Pope's example. Wear impressive clothes." - Scott Adams

QOTD:"How many more gay people does God have to create before we ask ourselves whether or not God actually wants them around?"-S.Simon

QOTD: "A name is sacred and must be treated as such." - Sobomfu Som?

QOTD: "Tin soldiers and Nixon coming, / We're finally on our own. / This summer I hear the drumming, / Four dead in Ohio." - Neil Young

QOTD: "Potholes know no party." - Sen. Robert Byrd

QOTD: "The jewel of selfhood blazes in my crowned and conquering heart." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Throughout faerie's wide dominion, hear the trumpets swoop and soar: Avalon is rising to fall no more!" - Isaac Bonewits

QOTD: "'Team member' and 'associate' should be used instead of the diminutive terms 'pud' and 'loser'..." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Women want mediocre men,and men are working hard to become as mediocre as possible."-Margaret Mead

QOTD: "Both thought and action play a role in shaping the inevitabilities that determine your fate." - Hindu Trad.

QOTD: "How do I set a laser printer to stun?" - Anon.

QOTD: "If there is no legitimate objection to progress, an illegitimate one will be found." - E.H. Austin

QOTD: "I will sing for all truth...." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTN: "Night truly blessed, when heaven is wedded to earth..." - Exsultet

QOTD: "You'd have managed better if you'd it planned./Why'd you choose such a backward time and such a strange land?" - Tim Rice

QOTD: "The most significant threat to our national security is our debt." - Adm. Mike Mullen

QOTD: "We are the makers of our fate. None else has the blame, none else has the praise." - Swami Vivekananda

QOTD: "Do not speak more clearly than you think." - Jeremy Bernstein

QOTD: "Reborn I am as art..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Hold on to what you believe / even if it is / a tree which stands by itself." - Nancy Wood

QOTD: "There are many managerish things you can do to...look like a capable executive." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "What's on your mind? If you'll forgive the overstatement." - Fred Allen

QOTD: "Lemons have very shocking political opinions." - Kate Marino

QOTD: "If you would know the way, stop chasing after so many things." - Taigu Ryokan

QOTD: "My pot of gold lies at the end of a circle." - Bernard Plotnick

QOTD: "I will live for this life..." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD:"If you have ever/Made wanton love with God,/Then you have ignited that brilliant Light inside/That every person needs."-Hafiz

QOTD: "Why can't I be afraid of something normal, like North Korea?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Scalping a man is a hell of a poor way to cure him of dandruff." - Robert A. Heinlein

QOTD: "Hobbits rush in where heroes fear to tread."-Shanti Fader

QOTD: "I wish I could show you/When you are lonely or in darkness/The Astonishing Light/Of your own Being!" - Hafiz

QOTD: "Some of the world's best work has been done by people who didn't feel very well that day." - Glenna deQuoy

QOTD: "Jewel of warmth / Jewel of the Sun / And the blossoming of Spring has begun..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Jewel of warmth

QOTD: "I cannot do everything / But still I can do something..." - Edward Everett Hale

QOTD: "Music can alter your mood and your body chemistry just like any illegal drug." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "...the Holy Fools of many faiths disdain what others hold precious..."-Shanti Fader