QOTD:"God lets people invent hair growth formulas that can make men more attractive to women,then he gives it 1 side effect:impotence."Adams

QOTD: "Just because we think time is a past, present and future doesn't mean time thinks in those terms." - Marion Zimmer Bradley

QOTD: "Cup's great fullness / Fullness of honey / Mead til satiety / Summer in winter." - Sending from the Morrigan, c. 8th cent. C.E.

QOTD: "Experience is what you get immediately after you really needed it." - Mercedes Lackey

QOTD: "'His mother wed his / dead murdered father's brother!' / Next Jerry Springer." - David M. Bader / William Shakespeare

QOTD: "When our hearts with heat are burning, /
Like the sun in flight we rise!" - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "...the pattern is always changing, and if we look at it with spaciousness, it's beautiful." - Gina Sharpe

QOTD: "Egyptians believe in the power of the sunrise. They believe each morning begins not just a new day, but a new world." - Rick Riordan

QOTD: "This is a time to be together, and the truth is somewhere here / Within our love of people at the closing of the year." - Hans Zimmer

QOTD: "Still round the corner we may meet / A sudden tree or standing stone / That none have seen but we alone..." - J.R.R. Tolkien

QOTD: "Love, like a carefully loaded ship, crosses the gulf between the generations." - Antoine de St.-Exupéry

QOTD:"...contentment...the mood when life is good...happiness the sensation we experience when life suddenly gets better."-Desmond Morris

QOTD: "Eagles are not kindly birds. Some are cowardly and cruel." - J.R.R. Tolkien

MOTD: Liturgical Proclamation of the Birth of Christ, sung by my late father Jack Deltuvia (1934-2007): http://bit.ly/Uj4cw

QOTD:"A winter day! The feather silent snow / Thickens the air with strange delight and lays / A fairy carpet on the barren lea."-David Gray

QOTD: "If more of us valued food and cheer and song above hoarded gold, it would be a merrier world." - J.R.R. Tolkien

QOTD: "From lands that see the sun arise / To earth's remotest boundaries / Let every heart awake and sing!" - Eur. Trad.

QOTD: "Let the light return again and shine in the hearts of women and men." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "We are children of great promise / We dance the light out from the dark..." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "Spirit that hears each one of us, / Hears all that is - / Listens, listens, hears us out - / Inspire us now!" - Barbara Deming

QOTD: "As I was disrobing I noticed a big bottle of massage oil sitting near the sink. It was labeled 'Nut Oil'". - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Set music free when you desire / Throw new boughs high upon the fire / Songs, like sparks, rise ever higher..." - Jane Peppler

QOTD: "So it is better to speak remembering we were never meant to survive." - Audre Lorde

QOTD: "The mind of the beginner is empty...ready to accept, to doubt, and open to all the possibilities." - Shunryu Suzuki

QOTD: "Americans worship logic, even when it's wrong, and deny intuition, even when it's right." - Gavin de Becker

QOTD:"...Beyond the shadows of time / I surrender my sorrows and stains on my soul / Reborn in the light of the world." - Sharon Knight

"I'm not technically a cyborg, but I'm working toward it." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "You used to ask a smart person a question. Now, who do you ask? It starts with g-o, and it's not God."-Steve Wozniak

QOTD: "...geeks...often have a lower tolerance to hypocrisy than many persons in the general population." - Lauren Weinstein

QOTD:"Every man...has received two educations:The first from his teachers;the second, more personal and important, from himself."-E. Gibbon

QOTD: "Qui desiderat pacem, praeparet bellum." - Vegetius

QOTD: "We wait in the dark for the light to appear / Mother, give birth to our brother the Sun..." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "People multiply, / food does not. The good news is / there are wars and plagues." - David M. Bader / Thomas Malthus

QOTD: "Apparently there's an unwritten rule about showing a porpoise with his head in a lawyer's ass." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "And long may the Sons / Of Anacreon intwine / The Myrtle of Venus / With Bacchus's Vine." - Ralph Tomlinson

QOTD: "There's always some reason to feel not good enough..." - Sarah McLachlan

QOTD: "All you can do is try to know who your friends are / As you head off to the war..." - Regina Spektor

QOTD:"the material is leather,the seduction is beauty,the justification is honesty,the aim is ecstasy, the fantasy is death.."-Susan Sontag

QOTD: "I seek to cross the river / I seek to ride the serpent / I seek to bathe my tender toes in Wisdom." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "These days Christmas shopping is not just a sport, it's a spectator sport." - Drake Bennett

QOTD:"A silent h can be put anywhere you want...it is equally proper to spell the name Gandhi as...hGandi and even Gandhhhhhhi."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "Possessions strike down one deficient in wisdom, / But not those seeking the beyond." - The Dhammapada

QOTD: "Pass the horn of plenty - give thanks for nature's bounty." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Terrorists are indeed a threat. But terrorists do not have their hands on our pants." - Al Lewis

QOTD:"If you put down the cell phone, your (Garden State) Parkway driving experience will be infinitely better."-Peter Genovese

QOTD: "Come to me, rest your head, I will give you life." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD:"Am I the only investor who looks at a company's record of staff reductions as an indicator of its incompetence?"-Dave Ingraham

QOTD: "Yes, I prance. There's nothing wrong with that." - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Freedom is kind of a hobby wih me,and I have disposable income that I'll spend to get people more of it."-Penn Jilette

QOTD: "Cherry blossoms fall / at light speed through cuvred space-time / and land with a thud." - David M. Bader / Albert Einstein

QOTD: "By buying your ticket you gave up a lot of rights." - Unnamed Transportation Security Agency employee

QOTD: "Remember that no stranger may see or touch your private area,unless it's a government employee,then it's OK."-Brian Sodegren

QOTD: "Raise up your voice and let your songs be free and bold..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "A man swears to keep from crying, a woman cries to keep from swearing." - Edward E. Smith

QOTD: "If you had to design a dating website that matched people on just two criteria, what would those criteria be?" - Scott Adams

QOTD: "Would man but wake from out his haunted sleep, / Earth might be fair and all men glad and wise." - Clifford Bax

QOTD: "The old Lie; Dulce et Decorum est / Pro patria mori." - Lt. Wilfred Owen, MC, KIA 4 Nov 1918

QOTD: "One's victories in battle cannot be repeated-they take their form in response to inexhaustibly changing circumstances." - Sun-tzu

QOTD: "The way to find justice is to deal fairly with other people and not worry about how they deal with you."-Robert Heinlein

QOTD: "Take your wisdom, run with it; / Take your wisdom, change." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "...this court will not interpret a statute to yield an absurd result." - Supreme Ct. of AR, Echols v. Arkansas

QOTD: "I am appalled at the low quality of spam lately. If someone is trying to scam me, I expect him to put some effort into it."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "Start every day off with a smile and get it over with." - W.C. Fields

QOTD: "Next Momus got up / With his risible Phiz / And swore with Apollo / He'd cheerfully join..." - Ralph Tomlinson

QOTD: "Sometimes the light at the end of the tunnel isn't the promised land. Sometimes it's just New Jersey." - Jon Stewart

QOTD: "If we would learn what the human race really is at bottom, we need only observe it in election times." - Mark Twain

QOTD: "You can fool some of the people some of the time-and those are the ones you need to concentrate on."-Christopher Buckley

QOTD: "Now we're back to the beginning / It's just a feeling and no one knows yet..." - Regina Spektor

QOTD: "Death has come for the summertime / And to take the leaves of spring..." - Inkubus Sukkubus

QOTD: "I'll come back / When you call me / No need to say goodbye." - Regina Spektor

QOTD: "Shh, don't start giving the politicians ideas. They're not smart enough to understand sarcasm." - "oomatter"

QOTD: "By Zeus, Socrates! / It seems you're right again! / Time for your hemlock." - David M. Bader / Plato

QOTD: "Let your memories grow stronger and stronger / 'Til they're before your eyes..." - Regina Spektor

QOTD: "Beyond the gates, I see my father..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "... I see my beloved kin / Going back to the dawn of time..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Buddhism promises little but fulfills more, Christianity promises everything but fulfills nothing." - Friedrich Nietzsche

QOTD: "Unlike you, I love my job. I was a grim reaper until I started taking antidepressants." - Scott Adams

QOTD:"The attention of the media is only caught by acts of violence... so I must perform this act of violence against myself."-Kathy Change

QOTD: "The people have the right to revolt." - Thomas Jefferson

QOTD: "An SQL query walks into a bar and sees two tables. He walks up to them and says, 'May I join you?'" - Anon.

QOTD: "God's busy. It's up to us." - Lilith Saintcrow

QOTD: "Hail to the Earth below and the lands beyond our eyes!" - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "A fool's rhetoric is deep and learned,/The laughing poet has run out of breath and died." - Ch?gyam Trungpa

QOTD: "I have to think it's wise to hide your torture-themed novelty toys when you're pursuing world peace."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace: but there is no peace. The war is actually begun!" - Patrick Henry

QOTD: "Gentlemen may cry, Peace, Peace

QOTD: "In a world of hate and bloodshed/In a world of lust and greed:/An economic change/Is the thing we need."-B. Weber

QOTD: "Congress recognized that it could not ban guns outright, so instead it overtaxed them." - Andrew Napolitano, JSC

QOTD: "Then there's da Vinci, for whom it required / Dressing in women's underwear to be inspired..." - Henry Phillips

QOTD: "Hail to the Queen of Heaven! Whose spiced lips bring life everlasting..." - Sharon Knight

QOTD: "Old pond. Frog jumps in. / Repressed sexual desire, / clearly Oedipal." - David M. Bader / Sigmund Freud

QOTD: "The world isn't fair, but as long as it's tilting in my direction, I find that there's a natural cap to my righteous indignation."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "Pick a star on the dark horizon / And follow the light / You’ll come back when its over / No need to say goodbye." - Regina Spektor

QOTD: "...residents reject...new taxes...& embrace budget cuts,(but) worry that the reductions would harm vital services."-Michael Fletcher

QOTD: "Every rolling word of the Constitution,and the bright,sharp,brave phrases of the bill of rights-they get me where I live."-Robert A. Heinlein

QOTD: "One should forgive one's enemies, but not before they are hanged." - Heinrich Heine

QOTD: "We are children of great promise / We are inheritors of magic spark..." - T. Thorn Coyle

QOTD: "The person who is suffering is to be treated with respect, for that person is the teacher of the one who gives aid."-Diane Wolkstein

QOTD:"Healthy employees are unproductive...we prefer employees who work hard and die before their pensions start paying out."-Scott Adams

QOTD: "Giving is a practice and we need to give every day." - Cheng Yen